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If you’re the kind of person that is intrigued by the mysteries of the universe, and if you want the clothing you wear to be much more than something that just turns you into some kind of walking billboard for the latest trend, then you’ll be happy to know that the latest collection from Theories of Atlantis has just arrived! Check it out and give us a visit to pick something up! All captions below are from Theories of Atlantis.

Theories Unsolved theories t-shirt

Theories Unsolved theories t-shirt

Unsolved Mysteries was one of several rad TV shows in the 80’s/90’s that piqued our collective interest into the world of the mysterious and unknown. Every episode would tend to feature at least one story about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO’s or the paranormal. For Fall ’15 we decided to pay homage with this awesome “Unsolved” tee. Available in 2 subtle colors, a black tee with gradient background lines as well as a dark navy with red background lines.
This tee is printed on our softer, more narrow stock tee and should fit true to size. If you typical fit in between two sizes, you would most likely want to get the larger size in this tee.

Theories Solway Flag

Theories Solway Flag

In 1964, a fireman from Cumbria, England named Jim Templeton was on a day trip to an area known as the Solway Firth. He snapped a few photos of his daughter and thought nothing of it until his film came back from the lab and he discovered a strange figure lurking behind his daughter in one of the images. A figure resembling what he claimed was a “Spaceman.” Templeton insisted that nobody else was present on the marsh that day and experts confirmed that the photo had not been tampered with. The photograph was soon picked up by the media and a global story soon exploded about the “Solway Firth Spaceman.” Things then took a bizarre twist when men claiming to be government agents met Jim at his house and asked him to show them the exact location of the photograph. The 2 suspicious men only identified themselves by numbers…. “Number 9” and “Number 11.” When they reached the marsh and were unhappy with Jim’s answers to their questions they abandoned him at the location and were never seen again.

The story became even more mysterious when newspapers in Australia printed the story and technicians from the Australian space agency came forward claiming they had seen the same figure during a recent launch of an Australian rocket. They contacted Jim Templeton to tell their story about seeing 2 mysterious figures appear near the launch pad of an Australian rocket right as the ignition sequence was in countdown. The launch was halted out of fear that the 2 figures would be harmed. But soon after they disappeared and weren’t seen again until the news story about Jim Templeton’s photographs hit Australian press. An incredibly strange story and with a resulting photograph that is even stranger.

Theories Hand Of Theories t-shirt

Theories Hand Of Theories t-shirt

Theories Theoramid Snapback

Theories Theoramid Snapback

Theories Moluch t-shirt

Theories Moluch t-shirt

Theories Moluch hoodie

Theories Moluch hoodie

Theories Moluch Snapback

Theories Moluch Snapback

Deep in the redwoods forest of northern California lies a dark and strange encampment known as the Bohemian Grove. Started in 1878, the Grove became a retreat for the world’s wealthiest and most powerful men to practice drunken debauchery and bizarre rituals out of the scrutiny of media and the public eye. Rumors of politicians, media moguls, and even US presidents meeting in secret and performing peculiar pagan rituals and mock human sacrifices surrounded the Grove for over a century.

The “Cremation of Care” is a ceremony in which a mock human sacrifice is performed in the belly of a giant stone owl, representing the ancient Babylonian god “Moloch.” Bohemian Grovers argued that the Grove is a harmless retreat and that the owl figure is a random, meaningless character. However, this would seem highly coincidental since aerial photography has revealed that this supposed ‘random’ owl shape has also been meticulously laid out in the street plans of the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington D.C. Seen from satellite imagery of the complex, it is plainly visible that the seat of US Congress eerily rests dead center in the belly of the ancient pagan owl god figure.

The Moluch tee is printed on our softer, more narrow stock tee and should fit true to size. If you typical fit in between two sizes, you would most likely want to get the larger size in this tee.

Theories New Dimension t-shirt

Theories New Dimension t-shirt

Hopps x Theories collab tee

Hopps x Theories collab tee

Theories Amen tee

Theories Amen tee

The title “Amen” emphasizes the common prefix and sometimes suffix, that was bestowed upon the names of Egyptain pharaohs in honor of the god Amun, also written “Amen”. Considering the consistent and blatant use of Egyptian symbolism in secret societies like Freemasonry, it is very interesting that most religious prayers are finalized with the word “Amen”. Essentially, ending all prayers with a respectful nod to the Egyptian god.
Theories Nov 22nd deck

Theories Nov 22nd deck

Yes, the very first Theories board is here and features the “November 22nd” graphic. If the official story of Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone as the single shooter in Dallas, TX that fateful day in 1963, why didn’t he shoot Kennedy from the other window as his limousine approached the Schoolbook Depository down Houston Street? It would by far have been the most clear and easiest shot. Instead, Kennedy was shot while halfway down Elm St, making a nearly impossible shot for a single shooter out of the Schoolbook Depository window, where Oswald was allegedly perched with his rifle. The “November 22nd” board sparks up the debate once again and would make an exquisite wall board, if we DO say so ourselves.